God's own prototype. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

 

Not gonna lie. The only reason I made myself push through the pain of the Caps’ breakdown day was I wanted to see if Ovi would wear a weird shirt. I actually had my money on either his Sex And Love Are The Future Shirt, or something with a Sesame Street character.
As it is, I’ll give his Nike shirt a 6/10 score. Boringly tasteful, but if squinted at in the right way, looks kinda like either evilly flamboyant Optimus Prime, or a stretched out rose sigil from the Revolutionary Girl Utena anime.
…Someone should probably stop me before I write a hockey AU of Utena starring Alexander Ovechkin. Hockey sticks get pulled out of people’s chests and everything. It will be ENIGMATIC.

Not gonna lie. The only reason I made myself push through the pain of the Caps’ breakdown day was I wanted to see if Ovi would wear a weird shirt. I actually had my money on either his Sex And Love Are The Future Shirt, or something with a Sesame Street character.

As it is, I’ll give his Nike shirt a 6/10 score. Boringly tasteful, but if squinted at in the right way, looks kinda like either evilly flamboyant Optimus Prime, or a stretched out rose sigil from the Revolutionary Girl Utena anime.

…Someone should probably stop me before I write a hockey AU of Utena starring Alexander Ovechkin. Hockey sticks get pulled out of people’s chests and everything. It will be ENIGMATIC.

helioscentrifuge:

heartsnbruises:

tifannilly:

spooky-sheep:

vyco:

queenannika:


68 year old gardener Peter Glazebrook produces onion weighing 18lb and smashes the world record previously set by himself. 

i am so happy 4 him look how happy he looks

a man and his onion 

he’s gazing at it so tenderly

my son……..

MY SONION

helioscentrifuge:

heartsnbruises:

tifannilly:

spooky-sheep:

vyco:

queenannika:

68 year old gardener Peter Glazebrook produces onion weighing 18lb and smashes the world record previously set by himself. 

i am so happy 4 him look how happy he looks

a man and his onion 

he’s gazing at it so tenderly

my son……..

MY SONION

http://thebaconfat.tumblr.com/post/82686885874/twigcollins-in-case-anyone-is-like-that-cow

thebaconfat:

twigcollins:

In case anyone is like “that cow twigcollins never responded to my e-mail” I just want to say that I had 47 app updates and a system update to my iPad and I put it off for so long that the whole thing froze up and it took me most of the day to set things to rights.

I have a…

I usually just give up on writing a reply, and send dong pictures. It’s served me well.

post-mitotic:

ovarian blood river
actually it’s an endothelium-lined lumen of a blood vessel
but it looks like a river
colored SEM
credit: Steve Schmeissner

post-mitotic:

ovarian blood river

actually it’s an endothelium-lined lumen of a blood vessel

but it looks like a river

colored SEM

credit: Steve Schmeissner

latenightalaska:

jhameia:

whiny-sugar-glider:

creepylurker:

they want to go fishing but ICE

bald eagles look grumpy on their best days but this is grumpy waddling and it is amazing

he walks over to the others in the last gif like “man this lake fucking sucks”

Sansa Stark in “The Lion and the Rose” (s04e02)

I could honestly just watch Sophie Turner make subtly anguished expressions forever. She’s amazing at it.

Ovi’s dented puck from his fiftieth goal. Frankly, when I look at this, I can’t decide if the defense men who have to regularly block his shots are brave or psychotic or just have no real emotional attachment to their teeth.

Ovi’s dented puck from his fiftieth goal. Frankly, when I look at this, I can’t decide if the defense men who have to regularly block his shots are brave or psychotic or just have no real emotional attachment to their teeth.