Not gonna lie. The only reason I made myself push through the pain of the Caps’ breakdown day was I wanted to see if Ovi would wear a weird shirt. I actually had my money on either his Sex And Love Are The Future Shirt, or something with a Sesame Street character.
As it is, I’ll give his Nike shirt a 6/10 score. Boringly tasteful, but if squinted at in the right way, looks kinda like either evilly flamboyant Optimus Prime, or a stretched out rose sigil from the Revolutionary Girl Utena anime.
…Someone should probably stop me before I write a hockey AU of Utena starring Alexander Ovechkin. Hockey sticks get pulled out of people’s chests and everything. It will be ENIGMATIC.